I was supposed to write a lighthearted, funny essay about dating for radio variety show LiveWire, but then I got sad. So the essay turned sad and sincere. Here’s the piece I read on LiveWire about writing a book about relationships while going through heartbreak.
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I’ve always solved problems with books. Pretty much the only tool in my utility belt is my library card. So when I hit my mid-twenties in a long-term relationship that didn’t feel quite right, I made the choice any rational person would: instead of seeing a therapist, I would write a book. I set off on what turned into two years of interviewing people in all sorts of interesting relationships about what they’ve learned the hard way. Along the way, I realized that five terrible pieces of relationship advice had burrowed deep into my brain.
Number one: “You can transform your sex life by learning 75 ways to please your man.”
This time of year always turns me into a sucker for breakup stories. I like this one because it was written by a local whose writing I have long enjoyed and because it’s couched in a broader narrative with fun quips like “One place I’m always terrified to find myself is a potluck. I just don’t like quinoa. Or, you know, people.”. I like broad narratives and quips.
Richard Bain stealing Kyle Harbert’s beer. Midnight Mass. Funhouse Lounge. 11/23/13. Photo by Jason Traeger.
Jason Traeger is not only super funny, he is also a mega talented photographer and he takes awesome pics like this of the Portland Comedy scene and it’s happenings. I highly recommend checking him out if you need pics or if you like supporting / sharing / looking at awesome comedy shots.
Live comedy is always best but damn do these pictures do us justice. Thanks, JT
Got this in my email today:
We are elders of the Maasai from Tanzania, one of Africa’s oldest tribes. The government has just announced that it plans to kick thousands of our families off our lands so that wealthy tourists can use them to shoot lions and leopards.The evictions are to begin immediately.
Last year, when word first leaked about this plan, almost one million Avaaz members rallied to our aid. Your attention and the storm it created forced the government to deny the plan, and set them back months. But the President has waited for international attention to die down, and now he’s revived his plan to take our land. We need your help again, urgently.
President Kikwete may not care about us, but he has shown he’ll respond to global media and public pressure — to all of you! We may only have hours. Please stand with us to protect our land, our people and our world’s most majestic animals, and tell everyone before it is too late.
This petition is our last hope:
Our people have lived off the land in Tanzania and Kenya for centuries. Our communities respect our fellow animals and protect and preserve the delicate ecosystem. But the government has for years sought to profit by giving rich princes and kings from the Middle East access to our land to kill. In 2009, when they tried to clear our land to make way for these hunting sprees, we resisted, and hundreds of us were arrested and beaten. Last year, rich princes shot at birds in trees from helicopters. This killing goes against everything in our culture.
Now the government has announced it will clear a huge swath of our land to make way for what it claims will be a wildlife corridor, but many suspect it’s just a ruse to give a foreign hunting corporation and the rich tourists it caters to easier access to shoot at majestic animals. The government claims this new arrangement is some sort of accommodation, but its effect on our people’s way of life will be disastrous. There are thousands of us who could have our lives uprooted, losing our homes, the land on which our animals graze, or both.
President Kikwete knows this deal would be controversial with Tanzania’s tourists - a critical source of national income - and does not want a big PR disaster. If we can urgently generate even more global outrage than we did before, and get the media writing about it, we know it can make him think twice. Stand with us now to call on Kikwete to stop the sell off:
This land grab could spell the end for the Maasai in this part of Tanzania and many of our community have said they would rather die than be forced from their homes. On behalf of our people and the animals who graze in these lands, please stand with us to change the mind of our President.
With hope and determination,
— The Maasai community of Ngorongoro District
- The Endorois people (also in Kenya) were removed from their sacred land in the 1970s under similar circumstances & for similar motives (the establishment of parks for colonial tourists.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD GUYS. Traditional cultures in East Africa have been getting completely trampled on by the government and barely anyone seems to know or care. And this loss of land isn’t just destroying their livelihood but their entire culture. These really are issues that could actually get some backing if people just freakin’ knew about them, so PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!
C’mon, it needs 25,000 more signatures!
We still live in a world where indigenous people get treated like shit.